<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173</id><updated>2011-04-21T18:12:57.868-07:00</updated><title type='text'>LA Barabbas</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>45</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-8809517243879547236</id><published>2008-01-21T20:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:23:57.347-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Perspective</title><summary type='text'>This here is an Alva ad I found in the August 1988 edition of TransWorld Skateboarding magazine:You can scroll down and see me skating the same pipe.  The honest truth is I was just a pump away from where Craig Johnson is in the this picture but we didn't get it on camera (thanks Scott!)  Anyway, just wanted to fill in the blank.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/8809517243879547236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=8809517243879547236' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/8809517243879547236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/8809517243879547236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2008/01/perspective.html' title='Perspective'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_t7u1lvy7tcw/R5V43OlsKdI/AAAAAAAAAAk/PR6XmQxHDT4/s72-c/Mt+Baldy+August+1988_1' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-7211976037491769182</id><published>2007-11-29T20:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:23:57.594-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Too Old For This</title><summary type='text'>Last weekend I found myself and a bunch of friends jumping a fence at a dead end street in Chino and hiking through the scrub, down a huge water run off ditch, past a couple of taggers and to the large Mt. Baldy pipe.And this is a picture of me riding said pipe on a skateboard:Turns out, I wasn't kicking too high on this thing (some of the other guys where at/beyond vert) but it sure felt like I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/7211976037491769182/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=7211976037491769182' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/7211976037491769182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/7211976037491769182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2007/11/im-too-old-for-this.html' title='I&apos;m Too Old For This'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t7u1lvy7tcw/R0-VPgQZxPI/AAAAAAAAAAc/q1tETdokths/s72-c/P1010370.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-3768070269930001846</id><published>2007-08-04T16:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-13T20:16:15.499-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Five Questions!</title><summary type='text'>So it looks like I went ahead and told Valley Grrrl to go ahead and ask me anything and here's what she wants to know.  I guess this marriage just got a whole lot more interesting...Leave me a comment saying "Interview me." I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions. If you don't have a valid email address on your blog, please provide one. You will update your blog</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/3768070269930001846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=3768070269930001846' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/3768070269930001846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/3768070269930001846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2007/08/so-it-looks-like-i-went-ahead-and-told.html' title='Five Questions!'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-1228969468177771102</id><published>2007-05-16T21:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-16T22:04:25.772-07:00</updated><title type='text'>what?  me like to eat?</title><summary type='text'>so it looks like Valley Grrrl has tagged me to write about my top five fave places to eat.  So what the hell, let's see how this turns out.1.  Don Cucos on Brand drinking margaritas and eating combo platters.  I remember sitting on their sidewalk patio on the afternoon of January 2, looking at all the day old Rose Bowl floats parked up and down the street.  Very strange and very cool.  I know VG </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/1228969468177771102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=1228969468177771102' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/1228969468177771102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/1228969468177771102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2007/05/what-me-like-to-eat.html' title='what?  me like to eat?'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-3300336994155834647</id><published>2007-04-18T21:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-18T21:30:15.661-07:00</updated><title type='text'>i was going to blog</title><summary type='text'>but it turns out I have nothing to say.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/3300336994155834647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=3300336994155834647' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/3300336994155834647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/3300336994155834647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2007/04/i-was-going-to-blog.html' title='i was going to blog'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-1146648621979355486</id><published>2007-04-17T20:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:23:57.724-08:00</updated><title type='text'>the govenator</title><summary type='text'>I forgot to mention that I ran into Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger the other day on the lot.  He was walking by with his security detail, listening closely to some advisor who was whispering in his ear about something super important.  I figured what the hell so as we passed I said:  "Hi Arnold."And he glanced at me from the corner of his eye and replied:  "Yeah, hi, how ya doing."And that was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/1146648621979355486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=1146648621979355486' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/1146648621979355486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/1146648621979355486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2007/04/govenator.html' title='the govenator'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t7u1lvy7tcw/RiWXV1QHU-I/AAAAAAAAAAU/XzochJsCaIc/s72-c/arnold_piggyback_nude.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-8721056879795833639</id><published>2007-04-16T21:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T04:23:57.861-08:00</updated><title type='text'>the fire next time indeed</title><summary type='text'>It's been awhile, sure, but when the hills outside my office caught fire the other day I thought, "Hell, this is as good a time as any to update my blog."  So here's a picture of the fire as it crept down Mt. Lee toward our building.  Turns out a couple of kids from Illinois started it.  I wonder why.  I haven't read anything about it since.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/8721056879795833639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=8721056879795833639' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/8721056879795833639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/8721056879795833639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2007/04/fire-next-time-indeed.html' title='the fire next time indeed'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t7u1lvy7tcw/RiRSOFQHU9I/AAAAAAAAAAM/rmPO2DdtT_w/s72-c/ATT4832132.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-115664547533182654</id><published>2006-08-26T19:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-26T19:25:46.326-07:00</updated><title type='text'>a summer flurry</title><summary type='text'>every once in a while, something in this town catches on fire and then seems to burn forever. Today, I walked outside my house and was greeted by this sight:It seemed pretty far away so I didn't think too much of it and went about my chores of looking for a file cabinet and some new hinges for the kitchen cabinets.But when I came out of the Staples and unlocked my car, I realized that it was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/115664547533182654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=115664547533182654' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115664547533182654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115664547533182654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/08/summer-flurry.html' title='a summer flurry'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-115542475771855764</id><published>2006-08-12T16:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-12T16:19:59.576-07:00</updated><title type='text'>regrets, I've had a few</title><summary type='text'>and here's one:The other day I was walking across the movie lot to the building I work in.  While I won't mention the movie by name, production is currently underway for the next installment of a hugely popular franchise, so there were lots of trailers and tents and extras and all of that.And as I walked, taking my time, not rushing to my desk, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a guy wearing a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/115542475771855764/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=115542475771855764' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115542475771855764'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115542475771855764'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/08/regrets-ive-had-few.html' title='regrets, I&apos;ve had a few'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-115380335966535272</id><published>2006-07-24T21:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-24T22:41:26.696-07:00</updated><title type='text'>travel woes</title><summary type='text'>Just as an FYI, my new arch enemy is United Airlines.   Those f'ers had me stranded in Logan airport for over FIVE hours waiting for a freaking plane to show up.  I must have lost my cool because at some point I think I was drinking beer and weeping to a Keith Urban song.In any case, I found myself back at LAX at like three the following morning and got into a cab only to have it break down on </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/115380335966535272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=115380335966535272' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115380335966535272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115380335966535272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/07/travel-woes.html' title='travel woes'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-115285745667212128</id><published>2006-07-13T23:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-13T23:10:56.686-07:00</updated><title type='text'>beantown</title><summary type='text'>tomorrow I leave for Boston and I'll be gone for a week.  I just want my wife and daughter to know that I love them very much (even though my child won't kick me.)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/115285745667212128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=115285745667212128' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115285745667212128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115285745667212128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/07/beantown.html' title='beantown'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-115271425635596817</id><published>2006-07-12T07:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-07-12T07:24:16.386-07:00</updated><title type='text'>surf city</title><summary type='text'>A couple of weekends ago I had my fourth surf lesson and I was able to stand up and actually catch a wave.While it was pretty cool, it wasn't the life changing experience I had hoped it would be.Later, on the beach, my instructor told me that I was making great progress.  He said I was really seeing the waves and that my vision of the sets had really improved.And we sat there in the sand for a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/115271425635596817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=115271425635596817' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115271425635596817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115271425635596817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/07/surf-city.html' title='surf city'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-115034229407686046</id><published>2006-06-14T20:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-14T20:34:15.506-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I don't know what to do</title><summary type='text'>I would delete this post but I don't know how.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/115034229407686046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=115034229407686046' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115034229407686046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115034229407686046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/06/i-dont-know-what-to-do.html' title='I don&apos;t know what to do'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-115028817640715436</id><published>2006-06-14T05:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-06-14T05:29:36.420-07:00</updated><title type='text'>gypsies, tramps and thieves</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday, I fell asleep on the bus and dreamt that dirty gypsy children swarmed me and I couldn't stop them from stealing my backpack.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/115028817640715436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=115028817640715436' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115028817640715436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/115028817640715436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/06/gypsies-tramps-and-thieves.html' title='gypsies, tramps and thieves'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114784267597025687</id><published>2006-05-16T21:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-16T22:11:15.986-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ugh</title><summary type='text'>so I'm working on a new screenplay with a guy I've met exactly twice.  He knows someone that wants to hear the pitch so we'll have to see where this thing ends up.  I'm hoping that we can pull this together in time, even though he seems too caught up in the details and I'm too caught up in story.  This is what happens when you meet someone on cragslist...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114784267597025687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114784267597025687' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114784267597025687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114784267597025687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/05/ugh.html' title='ugh'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114741113020396897</id><published>2006-05-11T22:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-11T22:22:12.243-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You Have Been Warned</title><summary type='text'>Does anyone else have these in their neighborhood?  I'm starting to get a little worried...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114741113020396897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114741113020396897' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114741113020396897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114741113020396897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/05/you-have-been-warned.html' title='You Have Been Warned'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114680902638760790</id><published>2006-05-04T22:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-04T23:03:46.386-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Here's a chirpy little missive I found in a newspaper box in Las Vegas a few years back.  You all remember the day; Mission accomplished my ass...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114680902638760790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114680902638760790' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114680902638760790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114680902638760790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/05/heres-chirpy-little-missive-i-found-in.html' title=''/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114663519985396247</id><published>2006-05-02T22:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T22:46:39.873-07:00</updated><title type='text'>theory</title><summary type='text'>here's something I've been working on:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114663519985396247/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114663519985396247' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114663519985396247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114663519985396247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/05/theory.html' title='theory'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114654391585442136</id><published>2006-05-01T21:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-01T21:31:13.766-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Do The Clothes Make The Man?</title><summary type='text'>I found myself standing on the corner of Market and Main in Venice, California, wearing a wetsuit, quietly wondering what the hell, exactly, I had gotten myself into.  I looked down at my bare feet and tried to shuffle away from the broken glass and sharp stones and broken asphalt and I knew that by virtue of me standing on this street corner, wearing this wetsuit, I was committing to something I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114654391585442136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114654391585442136' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114654391585442136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114654391585442136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/05/do-clothes-make-man.html' title='Do The Clothes Make The Man?'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114620225867809905</id><published>2006-04-27T22:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-27T22:30:58.693-07:00</updated><title type='text'>early</title><summary type='text'>I haven't posted in a while and the stress that brings is weird.  It's another self-imposed deadline that I just can't keep.  And it's really not about whether people are reading this or not, it's about me not doing the things I'm supposed to be doing.  I should post to this blog because I have it and I said I would and yet I just can't do it.  There's so much time but for some reason I can never</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114620225867809905/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114620225867809905' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114620225867809905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114620225867809905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/04/early.html' title='early'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114533437045203069</id><published>2006-04-17T21:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-17T21:26:10.453-07:00</updated><title type='text'>monkeys and typewriters</title><summary type='text'>I'm sad.  I read in the trades the other day that a story was optioned by a production company that has a first look deal over at Fox.  The log line in the paper is the same for a script I wrote a few years back and have tried unsuccessfully to sell.  When I tell this to people, their first reaction is, "Dude, you've been ripped off."  But I know that it was bound to happen.  You put enough </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114533437045203069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114533437045203069' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114533437045203069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114533437045203069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/04/monkeys-and-typewriters.html' title='monkeys and typewriters'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114480880773692365</id><published>2006-04-11T19:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-11T19:27:28.556-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DOND</title><summary type='text'>I was watching my new favorite show the other day, "Deal Or No Deal", when the contestant made the following remark to The Banker:    "I am taking you down to Chinatown."Now, I happen to love the movie Chinatown and my first thought was, "Please.  How dare you reference Chinatown when you're playing Deal Or No Deal.  Do you even know what that means?"And then I started thinking about it - </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114480880773692365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114480880773692365' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114480880773692365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114480880773692365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/04/dond.html' title='DOND'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114424677934538082</id><published>2006-04-05T07:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-05T07:20:25.043-07:00</updated><title type='text'>the lazy writer</title><summary type='text'>I wrote a screenplay recently that I plan on submitting to Sundance for their screenwriter's lab.  The application is due May 1 and I've kind of muddled through most of it but it's nowhere near ready and I can hear the clock ticking.  I'm trying to re-jigger my schedule (something that has worked for me in the past) by getting up early and working then.  However, instead of working, I often find </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114424677934538082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114424677934538082' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114424677934538082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114424677934538082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/04/lazy-writer.html' title='the lazy writer'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114400035530765798</id><published>2006-04-02T10:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-04-02T10:52:35.320-07:00</updated><title type='text'>the good book</title><summary type='text'>here's an interesting article.  Jesus does indeed love the sinner but hate the sin.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114400035530765798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114400035530765798' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114400035530765798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114400035530765798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/04/good-book.html' title='the good book'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114300472792385568</id><published>2006-03-21T21:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-21T21:18:47.936-08:00</updated><title type='text'>freaking bathroom part 2</title><summary type='text'>oh my God, I forgot how much I hate painting.  I'm trying to get the 'Poker Face' up and I always seem to lose interest about five minutes in and the problem with painting is that you totally have to pay attention.  But I managed to get the second coat up tonight so tomorrow I have to swing by the Home Depot (which is surprisingly close by) and pick up the base boards and then paint those, God </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114300472792385568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114300472792385568' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114300472792385568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114300472792385568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/03/freaking-bathroom-part-2.html' title='freaking bathroom part 2'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114282433795787178</id><published>2006-03-19T18:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-19T21:40:55.486-08:00</updated><title type='text'>freaking bathroom</title><summary type='text'>So, I've been pretty busy trying to redo the upstairs bathroom.  It's been two weeks and here's what I've done so far.  Not too bad, but there's miles to go yet before I sleep.Here's an idea of what the place looked like before (look at the wallpaper and floor.)So Kelvis and I decided to redo the whole place.  The first trick was to put down a new floor.  Of course, I've never done this before, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114282433795787178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114282433795787178' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114282433795787178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114282433795787178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/03/freaking-bathroom.html' title='freaking bathroom'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114231436652342942</id><published>2006-03-13T21:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-13T21:32:46.553-08:00</updated><title type='text'>important matters</title><summary type='text'>sorry it's been so long but I've been attending to some important business.  Mainly, the other day my office received it's usual shipment of cookies and chips and snacks and sodas and other various sundries designed to keep us wired on sugar and caffeine.  I wandered over to the cabinet to see what junk I felt like getting high on, when I ran into the temp, this actor guy who's been sitting in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114231436652342942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114231436652342942' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114231436652342942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114231436652342942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/03/important-matters.html' title='important matters'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114109697364559748</id><published>2006-02-27T19:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-27T19:22:53.656-08:00</updated><title type='text'>strange but true</title><summary type='text'>Below is another conversation I ACTUALLY HAD in my place of business.   Not a word has been changed.Note that the sides of the panels are cut off but that's because I suck.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114109697364559748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114109697364559748' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114109697364559748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114109697364559748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/02/strange-but-true.html' title='strange but true'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-114045898162706020</id><published>2006-02-20T10:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-20T21:16:08.993-08:00</updated><title type='text'>shred and purge</title><summary type='text'>I was cleaning out my office this weekend and decided to go through my carefully organized receipt folders, each one containing evidence of every fiscal transaction, month by month, from January 1998 to today.Want to know what I bought at Ralph's on 5/19/1999?  I can tell you.Want to know how much gas I put in my car on a particular day last summer?  I know.I used to find great comfort in having </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/114045898162706020/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=114045898162706020' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114045898162706020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/114045898162706020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/02/shred-and-purge.html' title='shred and purge'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113981288323282889</id><published>2006-02-12T22:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-12T22:41:23.246-08:00</updated><title type='text'>some time</title><summary type='text'>It's been some time since I last posted here and I guess I feel bad about that.  And while time can slip by pretty quickly, I feel compelled to at least say that, after all I went through to get those stupid "stylish" sunglasses, I went back to the eye doctor the other day and got contact lenses and am currently wearing ten dollar shades I picked up at Venice Beach over the weekend.And I know I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113981288323282889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113981288323282889' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113981288323282889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113981288323282889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/02/some-time.html' title='some time'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113894446698700600</id><published>2006-02-02T21:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-02T21:27:47.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>don't know much</title><summary type='text'>I'm certainly not the sharpest razor in the apple, so I'm just going to let my cat speak for me...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113894446698700600/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113894446698700600' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113894446698700600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113894446698700600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/02/dont-know-much.html' title='don&apos;t know much'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113848809520934529</id><published>2006-01-28T13:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-28T22:43:47.926-08:00</updated><title type='text'>the really ugly truth</title><summary type='text'>In light of recent events regarding memoirs, and not wanting in incur the wrath of Oprah, I am going to write about what happened to me yesterday.What you are about to read is absolutely true.  Nothing has been embellished for dramatic effect.  None of the names have been changed to protect anyone.It is one hundred percent, stark naked truth.Okay...As I've mentioned before, I work for a motion </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113848809520934529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113848809520934529' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113848809520934529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113848809520934529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/01/really-ugly-truth.html' title='the really ugly truth'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113833395397640047</id><published>2006-01-26T19:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-26T19:52:33.986-08:00</updated><title type='text'>death tour</title><summary type='text'>Living in Los Angeles has its advantages.  One of them is being able to take a tour like this.I love it here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113833395397640047/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113833395397640047' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113833395397640047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113833395397640047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/01/death-tour.html' title='death tour'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113764278132039970</id><published>2006-01-18T19:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-18T20:00:37.530-08:00</updated><title type='text'>oh my glasses</title><summary type='text'>So I picked up my new sunglasses the other day.  When I put them on for my wife, she said:       "They're...stylish.  And don't take this the wrong way, but...you're not stylish."Oh well.  I'm gonna wear them on the bus and see what everyone there thinks.If you want to see what they look like, they're right here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113764278132039970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113764278132039970' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113764278132039970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113764278132039970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/01/oh-my-glasses.html' title='oh my glasses'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113755436812873818</id><published>2006-01-17T19:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-18T19:57:36.723-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Five Habits Of The Freshly Tagged</title><summary type='text'>As long as no one is expecting me to be highly efficient, I'm more than happy to play along (although I have to be honest - I don't have five friends in real life, let alone know five people in cyberspace to tag.  And I was recently involved in a similar Ponzi scheme involving scratch off lottery tickets and nine people and long story short, the pyramid is in shambles.)Anyway, here's the nuts and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113755436812873818/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113755436812873818' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113755436812873818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113755436812873818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/01/five-habits-of-freshly-tagged.html' title='Five Habits Of The Freshly Tagged'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113728745307497687</id><published>2006-01-14T16:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-14T17:12:30.790-08:00</updated><title type='text'>bus crazy</title><summary type='text'>In an effort to consume less of this planet's finite resources, I have been taking the bus to work.  And since I happen to ride the bus in Los Angeles, people always greet this news with a blank stare followed by, "Wait, you what?  Why?"  When I try to explain that the bus runs right past my house and drops me off right in front of the building I work in, that it only costs .90 cents and that my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113728745307497687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113728745307497687' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113728745307497687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113728745307497687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/01/bus-crazy.html' title='bus crazy'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113694958797272605</id><published>2006-01-10T19:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-10T21:32:08.080-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What Blogging Means To Me</title><summary type='text'>I was talking to my sister the other day (who will now be known as The Punisher) and I was telling her about my blog, and blogs I like and what blogs mean to democracy but I could tell that The Punisher just wasn't getting it.So, Punisher, let me put it like this:Where else can I expose to the entire world wide web pictures of a box spring mattress I destroyed on Sunday?  The answer:  My </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113694958797272605/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113694958797272605' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113694958797272605'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113694958797272605'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/01/what-blogging-means-to-me.html' title='What Blogging Means To Me'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113667824484760576</id><published>2006-01-07T15:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-07T16:43:52.063-08:00</updated><title type='text'>get motivated, lazy!</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday, my company flew me out to Las Vegas to attend the Consumer Electronics Show (better known as CES.)  I was only going out for the day, flying out in the morning and flying back that night, so I found myself wandering around Los Angeles International Airport around 6am.  With nothing else to do, I walked into JetWay books and kind of thumbed through the paperbacks that were neatly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113667824484760576/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113667824484760576' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113667824484760576'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113667824484760576'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/01/get-motivated-lazy.html' title='get motivated, lazy!'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113651999916827825</id><published>2006-01-05T19:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-05T20:47:25.233-08:00</updated><title type='text'>the right sight</title><summary type='text'>I think I've made a terrible mistake.On 12/31 I went to the eye doctor to get new sunglasses before my insurance ran out for the year.  I won't get them until next week, but thinking back on it now, I'm pretty sure I ended up getting these huge, Gucci-esque glasses, the kind that old ladies wear as they slowly drive their shiny Jaguars through Beverly Hills with a small dog on their lap yelling </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113651999916827825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113651999916827825' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113651999916827825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113651999916827825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/01/right-sight.html' title='the right sight'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113634841271845344</id><published>2006-01-03T20:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-03T20:20:12.726-08:00</updated><title type='text'>do i know you?</title><summary type='text'>I work for a motion picture company here in Southern California and during my lunch breaks I like to walk around the backlot.  I try to look inside the soundstages, at the sets being built and the occasional pack of extras crouching and smoking cigarettes.  As long as you look like you know what you're doing and you act like you belong, everyone pretty much leaves you alone to do and go as you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113634841271845344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113634841271845344' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113634841271845344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113634841271845344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/01/do-i-know-you_03.html' title='do i know you?'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113626787883423710</id><published>2006-01-02T21:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-02T21:57:58.840-08:00</updated><title type='text'>sick</title><summary type='text'>it's been a strange week.  Our luggage was lost somewhere between Dallas/Fort Worth and Los Angeles and we spent most of our arrival time at LAX wandering around luggage carousal #3 with the cheer squad from Allen, Texas (who was here for the Tournament Of Roses Parade.)  The cheer squad traveled in a dense pack, all of them with ironed flat hair, all of them hyper-nervous and super-aware, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113626787883423710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113626787883423710' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113626787883423710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113626787883423710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2006/01/sick.html' title='sick'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113600756045846030</id><published>2005-12-30T21:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-31T11:14:38.376-08:00</updated><title type='text'>the oasis - part two</title><summary type='text'>So I stepped inside and the nice lady smiled at me and closed the door behind me.Whats your name, she asked me.Another split decision to be made; was I going to lie to this woman who just invited me in from out of the cold and give her a fake name, like that would somehow distance me from my actions?  Or just own up to the fact that Im standing in a mission in downtown Morristown and give her my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113600756045846030/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113600756045846030' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113600756045846030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113600756045846030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2005/12/oasis-part-two.html' title='the oasis - part two'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113574089208742791</id><published>2005-12-27T19:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-27T21:20:41.836-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Oasis - Part One</title><summary type='text'>Okay, so here's something weird that happened to me while I was in Morristown.  And while it may be weird, it certainly was something I brought upon myself.So my wife had plans to take a Jazzercize class with some old friends in downtown Morristown. This was something that had been planned over the last two months with what seemed like endless phone calls between Los Angeles and Florida because </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113574089208742791/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113574089208742791' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113574089208742791'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113574089208742791'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2005/12/oasis-part-one.html' title='The Oasis - Part One'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113571426183244873</id><published>2005-12-27T12:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-27T12:11:01.840-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Darkness Creeps</title><summary type='text'>Okay, fine.  Yesterday's post was supposed to set a mood, you know, a man wakes up, there's blood on his shirt only he doesn't know where it came from.  So he tries to wash it off, but it won't come clean and he knows it's going to be a long night as he attempts to reconstruct the events blah blah blah.  I thought I would write this blog as one long piece of fiction, you know?But maybe I won't do</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113571426183244873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113571426183244873' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113571426183244873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113571426183244873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2005/12/darkness-creeps.html' title='Darkness Creeps'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20207173.post-113566372341186901</id><published>2005-12-26T22:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-26T22:08:43.416-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Beginning Of The End</title><summary type='text'>It's dark outside and it's late.  My shirt is wet, but only because I tried to clean it earlier.  I'm  not quite sure where the stain came from in the first place, but it's there just the same, just as I saw it as I stared at myself in the mirror a few minutes ago.And I know this isn't good.And my collar is open and my brown shirt is damp just over my right breast and I know that I won't be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/feeds/113566372341186901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=20207173&amp;postID=113566372341186901' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113566372341186901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/20207173/posts/default/113566372341186901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://labarabbas.blogspot.com/2005/12/beginning-of-end.html' title='The Beginning Of The End'/><author><name>la.barabbas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12342164141734630367</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
